I didn't go to preschool


I'm joining a blog linkup, because today I'm a procrastinator who complains about how much I have to do but chooses not to do anything about it.

The rules are thus:

A) Post a funny picture of yourself. 
B) Answer the 7 questions. 

So first, funny picture of me: 

I suppose this is funny less because of me specifically and more because of what happened to cause this picture. I was with a group of friends staying in a beach house on Hilton Head island, SC, and let's just say this dishwasher only needed ONE cap of soap. 

The importance of reading directions, people.

1. If you could only eat savory or sweet things for the rest of your life, which would you choose and why?

Sweet. Specifically, vanilla cupcakes and mint chocolate chip ice cream. 
And fruit counts as sweet, right? I wouldn't mind eating strawberries forever. 

2. Would you rather live in the ocean (underwater), in the sky (on a cloud), or in space?

On a cloud for sure. I would never EVER want to live in space. Space is scary. It's dark and large and has black holes and exploding stars. No thank you.

3. Desert, Mountains, Plains, or Tropics?

I want to know who would say desert. Maybe dessert :) 
But seriously, moving to Oklahoma has made me appreciate the plains. Talk about gorgeous sunsets.

4. Would you rather live with chronic pain or the worst pain you can imagine for 24 hours?

I think the worst pain you can imagine for 24 hours would be much better than chronic pain. I'm pretty sure chronic neck pain for your entire life would be terrible. I also like to think I have a high pain tolerance, but I'd rather not test it out.

5. If you had to repeat one of these again, which would it be? Preschool, Elementary, Jr High/ Middle School, High School, College.

First, I didn't go to preschool. It's probably because I was way too smart for those fools. (Or because my parents just never thought about it.) Middle school was the worst thing ever to happen to me, and just thinking about going back to Monroe Middle School is making me want to start crying. (Not really, but seriously.) 

So, I have to go with college. I totally had boy friends (as in, friends that were boys) for the first time ever! It was great. I was able to become a new person and leave my lameness behind.

6. Tribal, Floral, Stripes, or Polka Dots?

Up until a few years ago I would never have said stripes. But I've recently become a fan, so I'll go with stripes for this one.

7. Are you right handed or left handed? 

 Left. And just because that might mean I will die sooner (from the oppression, of course), that doesn't mean I don't live a much more awesome life than right-handed people. Because I do.

Ketrin Jones said...

Hey! Just found your blog from Gentri Lee's. I linked up too! ahh that photo! I remember my dad did that one time when he was "helping out my mom" while she was sick with something.
Have a great weekend!

Gentri said...

hahaha! You are too funny. :) Thank you so much for linking up! Lefty's forever!

Arielle said...

I bet there are gorgeous sunsets there! New follower!:)

Amy Nielson said...

sheesh, think i'm actually IN pain just thinking about being in the worst pain of my life for 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

I don't really understand this linkup. I thought the questions were going to have something to do with the picture. But whatever. I like the questions; could've done without the picture (not that it isn't funny).

But in any case, good choice on the pain thing. I too would choose 24 hours of pain... mainly because I've already lived through something akin to that, more than once, and it was fine. And the days of non-pain (which, in my 27 years, I've had more of than not) are soooooo worth the one or two days of constant pain.

And I would probably go back to preschool. Then maybe I could screw things up with Joey enough that, 25 years later, we would not want to try again. ;)

And I must say, you do live a better left-handed life than most lefties I know. So congrats on that achievement.


Patrice said...

Good answers - left handed people are more creative, and you've proven that to be true!

Amanda said...

@AudraI can see why you thought the questions would have something to do with the picture. That wasn't clear. Thanks for commenting even though you weren't completely sure what was going on :) Also, I still do like your comment about me living a better life than most lefties you know.