I remember the first time we hung out. Our first date. First kiss. The night Jordan first said "I love you." Those things are cute and all, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. Included in the list of "firsts" that I remember about our relationship is probably the weirdest thing ever. I don't know why my crazy brain chose to store this in the room of Jormanda moments, but here it is: I remember the first time I farted in front of him.
Seriously, why do I know this? I have no idea. But it is definitely included in the "Remember when...?" conversations we have on occasion.
We were dating at the time. I was living in a third-floor apartment, and Jordan had come over after work for dinner. The table was all laid out with food, and we were sitting across from each other. And I totally legit out-loud farted. Like, no way to hide it. It was not the chair. It was me.
I don't know about you, but I find it quite embarrassing to fart in front of other people. But it's SO much more embarrassing to fart in front of your boyfriend that you haven't been dating that long. Maybe it's just me, but I was embarrassed.
So then the next day (I found this out later), Jordan was at work and he told his friend about me farting, and his friend goes, "Well since she did it first, it's free reign for you to fart all you want now!" Apparently he was holding the loud ones in just for me, and I ruined everything.
Let's just say that in the farting department, it was all downhill from there.
I have absolutely no one to blame but myself.
What's a weird moment you remember?
Do you fart in front of your significant other?