On Sunday, March 30, the whole gang drove up from Texas so we could all watch the Oklahoma City Thunder beat up on the Utah Jazz. There were eight of us: Jordan, me, my parents, my sister, my two brothers, and my brother's fiance. I'm not too proud to admit I orchestrated the whole thing, and it. was. awesome.
Want to be as awesome as us?
1. Tailgate with turkey sandwiches and the BEST beverage known to man: Stewart's key lime soda.
This is THE drink I would drink if I could pick the drink to drink for the rest of my life. I'm serious. It's that good.
2. Take random candids in front of the stadium before the game.
My dad almost refuses to take a normal picture.
This is, unfortunately, his default pose. We're working on it.
Look! No beard! Most importantly, DIMPLES!
Okay, actually that's not awesome. That's lame.
What is awesome is that this is an old-school Jordan jersey. Not Jordan of Jordan and Amanda Jordan. Jordan as in, Michael Jordan. You may have heard of him. I love Oklahoma, but Chicago will always rule all.
4. While standing in line waiting for the doors to open, get an arm workout in.
Also known as where we all take turns doing tricep dips on the concrete pillar things. My brother was the spotter. I had to take a picture or you guys would think I was kidding. But no.
5. Sit five rows from the very top of the stadium.
Courtside is for rich losers.
5a. Get on the big screen.
It also happened at the Texas Rangers game last year. The camera loves me.
6. After the game, grab dinner at the best burger joint in town.
6a. Eat ALL THE FRIED THINGS.
Remember when I asked you guys whether or not I should try the peanut butter burger at S&B's Burger Joint? Well, we went there for dinner after the game, and I decided to go for it.
Why did I ever question the deliciousness of peanut butter on a burger?
So there you have it. Six ways to be awesome when attending a sporting event.
You know you wanna hang out with us.