I saw this post on Courtney's blog and knew I had to write a post of my own. Love this idea! Let's get started:
1. Crocheting Hats
Scarves and blankets I've got down. Basically anything requiring a straight line is great, but you can forget about hats. I've tried multiple times, and I always just end up with circle-shaped pot holders.
Not really a functional hat, if you see what I'm saying.
You guys, I'm dying right now.
I literally typed "pot holders on your head" into Google, and that picture came up. The caption is "pot holder head--Larry." OMG. The end forever. I love the internet.
I'm pretty sure I have an undiagnosed medical condition that prohibits me from a functional whisper. My "whisper" attempts come out as normal inside voice volume, which is to say that my whisper is completely useless.
What's the point of people watching if you can't whisper, "Look at that guy wearing socks and sandals," and then chuckle quietly to yourself while secretly battling the fear that you will soon be uncool enough to not care that you're wearing socks with sandals?
You know that scene on Friends when Ross gets on to Chandler and Joey for being too loud?
Okay, well this is me and Jordan every. single. day.
3. Spelling the Word Rhythm
Seriously, what is the deal with this stupid word? Every time it takes me like 8 tries, after which I give up and use the online dictionary. I want to add two Ys for some reason, although where I would put the second one is beyond me. I forget about the first H and want to add an E somewhere, and basically it's just not good.
p.s. Have you seen The Oatmeal's comic "10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling"?
4. Beating My Brothers in Any Game Ever
Both of my brothers are the annoying type of boy who's good at every stinking thing they try. They're like game wizards or something, and it just makes me so---
Actually, I don't want to talk about it.
What are you terrible at?
What's a word you always misspell?