IT'S OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!
You guys. I freaking love birthdays. Just be prepared to hear about the upcoming celebration of my 27th year for the next couple of weeks.
I figured I'd start July off with a bang by presenting my very first GIF post courtesy of our favorite store with the red dot. Yes, I'm talking about Target.
Like any red-blooded American female, I love that place. There's one about 3 miles from my house, and sometimes I like to go there just to walk around.
I always go with the best intention of not buying anything, but then I walk in and I'm like:
So I decide to "just take a stroll" around the women's clothing section. You know, to check out the sales. I swear I'm not buying anything.
An hour later I'm walking into the dressing room for the eighth time because the fitting room attendant is freakishly concerned about making sure I don't bring in ANY more clothes than the number on my stupid plastic card, so I have to try on clothes in shifts.
I want to say to her:
An hour after that I'm still trying to decide which color of $8 tank top I'm actually buying, and I'm like:
Except my phone is dead by this point, so I can't call anyone for advice.
When I finally get home, I start showing Jordan all the awesome things I bought, and he's all:
And I'm like:
Now that I don't have a full-time job, we're on a spending freeze of sorts, so going to Target? Sorry but....
I do go to Target still, but it's only to get shampoo and contact solution and gifts for my friends off their baby registry, which is why Target thinks I have a two-year-old.
So I run past the clothing section with my hand over my eyes, and I fill my cart with only absolute necessities.
Then I drive home, and I'm like:
Until I realize that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger and not being able to spend money on cute clothes at Target is actually a good thing because: